Blademaster Johnny Maul

He seems like a nice person.  I liked his name and his squad name.  It all seems pretty cool to me.

Clone Wars is a Ghost Town when nobody is there

     It was nice to get on the game today, and have hardly anybody on.  The whole game was a ghost town.
     I was starting to miss all the kids who would normally bother me, or go out of their way to bug me.  They are a pain, but sometimes it is better than being all alone.

     There is a side-effect to playing Clone Wars Adventures, and that is your English will go to hell.  Even writing my blog entries spellings that I use on the game work their way in, and I have to catch my mistakes.
     The language on the game is very short, punctual, and to the point.  I have found I can write complete sentences without a word being blocked.  Only my language skills from college have enabled me to do this consistently.  Most of the kids can't do it.
     I just find that it is amazing that you need a college education in order to express yourself on that game.  Otherwise a lot of your words will get blocked.
     The game will block a lot of your words if you use 'you' a lot, as in 'You, sir, are a bastard' or 'You are going to hell'.

     It was fun yesterday getting my AT-RT into the Jedi Temple area.  The kids were going wild.  It is funny to see them all run around.  A lot of people asked me how I did it, so I had to explain to them how, or refer them to the video I made.

     Clone Wars sure is a lonely game when no one is there.  The kids are in school.  It will get busier later today.
     Plus, I am sure The Old Republic is starting to pull people away from Clone Wars.

     I reminisced about Star Wars Galaxies last night.  It is amazing, but the game actually looks outdated to me now.
     I'm interested in playing the emulator version of the game.  I don't know how good it would be, or if it would be worth the trouble.  I think I can just use the SWG files that are already on my computer to play.  I don't know if you have to pay anything to play the emulator version.  One day I will look into it.

     Still, the main thing about Clone Wars Adventures is that I like to build.  It gives me something to do, and something to go for.

Blond Female Clone Trooper

I don't know what she'll do if she has to go to the bathroom all of a sudden.  First, she has to get the armor off, and then she has to find a bathroom.  There are no bathrooms in the Jedi Temple in Clone Wars Adventures.

HOW TO get your AT-RT into the Jedi Temple

1.  Own an AT-RT.
2.  GO TO UMBARA.
3.  CLICK ON GOLD SHOPPING CART.
4.  PRETEND YOU WILL BUY SC or RC item, and PREVIEW THE ITEM by clicking on The Magnifying Glass.  I always click on an sc item.  That seems to work.  I haven't tried regular credits.  I don't know if it matters or not, to be honest, but you do need to be in Preview Mode.
5.  Make sure Friend box is open.
6. While in PREVIEW mode, Port to a friend.
7.  Then, get on your mount, the same as always.  The bar at the bottom will be there, and just get on your AT-RT.

     I've been having fun riding around the temple on my mount.  It is fun to make kids jealous.  A lot of people asked me today, "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?"

     It's all good fun.

     I made a video of how to do it.

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYbJLBaxlAk&list=UUr-qyMAOwITrB2nR4fbO0EA&index=1&feature=plcp

     Here you go, have fun.

:)

You gotta love Star Wars

Here is a nice girl.  Look at the detail work on the left breast.  It looks like the game designers did some detail work.

So much it being a kid's game.  That is a pretty adult depiction of a breast.  You can see the darker color around the nipple.

You gotta love Star Wars.

Some Photos

The Cult of Dirk Wampaflash

     Well, all I can say is it is the Clone Wars Kids that give me a lot of hits on youtube.  I didn't know my original Dirk Wampaflash video would get so many hits.  I made it when the game was in beta, I think.  Then, the more hits I got, the more time I spent on the game, and then I started making more videos of CWA.  It's been fun.
     Most of the people on the game are nice to me.
     Not every video I make is good, but every once in a while I come up with a good one.
     I just try to have fun on the game like anybody else, despite what some people think.
     The main thing I like to do on Clone Wars is build things.  I'm an artist, and I like that kind of stuff.

     Dirk Wampaflash was born because of an accident.  I originally tried to make an Annakin kind of human character, but something went wrong.  It didn't work.  Then I tried again, and it was a clone with the name of Dirk Wampaflash, and that sounded good to me, so that is how Dirk was born.
     'Dirk' sounds like Kirk from Star Trek, so that worked for me.  There was also a 'Dirk The Daring' from an animated video game I forget the name of.  I wasn't crazy about 'Wampa' but it sounded like 'Wonka' so that was cool.  'Flash' reminded me of 'Flash Gordon'.  So that is why I picked his name.  I usually don't like words that start with 'W'.  They sound weak to me, unless it is something like 'warrior'.

     I don't know if it is a cult yet, but I have a couple of fans, and that is nice.

     The ultimate goal would be to work 'Dirk Wampaflash' into Clone Wars mythology, as kind of a slacker-artist clone who doesn't really want to go to war, because he doesn't believe in it.